Overheard in the Jackson home.
Kate, from computer table: "Nate, do you want me to start texting you things like, 'REMINDER: I BELIEVE IN U? Not spelled y-o-u, but U?"
Nate, from living room: "Kate, are you on Pinterest again?'
Kate: "Yeah, and I'm reading a list of 50 Ways to Inspire Your Husband."
Nate: "Why are you doing that?"
Kate: "Well, I just wanted to make sure I'm doing a good job. Oh, hey, should we start a dream binder together? And fill it with travel brochures of places we want to go? And then make sure we have a file at the end marked 'Dreams Fulfilled'?"
Nate: "Huh? Why would we fill our dream finder with coupons? What are the coupons for?"
Kate: "No, travel brochures!"
Nate: "In our dream finder?"
Kate: "No, our dream binder."
Nate: "Kate, you need to get away from Pinterest right now."
Kate: "Wait, I'm looking at the list of ways a husband can encourage his wife now. And it says you're supposed to gently encourage me in my hobbies. In fact, both lists say that."
Nate: "Well what are my hobbies?"
Kate: "Painting. Biking."
Nate: "Well, would you like to knit?"
Nate: "No, by yourself. I'm gently encouraging you."
On that note, good-night.