Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Dear iPhone

Dear iPhone,
You have been a true and loyal friend, but you and I aren't the same people we once were. I have other priorities in my life, and my very own child, so you can't substitute anymore. And let's face it, I haven't been able to give you the love and attention you've deserved. You've been scratched and dropped, and several times I've knocked you senseless. You need better than that. I think it's time we parted ways.

Don't let it seem like I'm not heartbroken about this. You've entertained me through many a sleepless night or a long work conference. You gave me priceless treasures like Words With Friends (and its new sibling Hanging With Friends), Hal Higdon's Marathon Training, and Pocket Sword. I discovered, and discarded, Facebook along with you, and pinning with Pinterest has been a treat with us hand in hand. You taught me how to play Sudoku, for which I will be eternally grateful.

Oh iPhone, AT&T charges a ridiculous rate for you, and our new phone plan offers such cheaper service. You have been an expensive and distracting habit, and so I must bid you adieu, dear friend. After today, you will be neutered to function as an iPod Touch, so at least you can stay in the family. I will always look back fondly on our days together and wish you all the best.



  1. I'm just glad we can still be Words with friends and hangin with friends buddies!! Lol