If I were queen of the world, Monday mornings would not exist. Nor would pimples that fall just inside the nostril, foul-breathed close talkers or Facebook. I've been dealing with all today, and I'm ready for a break. Right now I am up to... avoiding a lady who has decided to become the ultimate in rudeness every day, cringing at the idea of doing work of any kind, focusing on not throwing my phone against the wall. How about you?