I found myself in a conversation with myself yesterday that showed me I've sunk to a new low point. It went a little something like this:
"Kathryn Elizabeth Geiger Jackson (it's important to full name yourself, so you know you mean business), I don't care whether you feel well or not. The shower is a safe place to puke, after all. You don't have to wash your hair every day, but you do have to take a shower. Every day. No more exceptions."
Yes, it's come to that.