Before I forget...
Lucy was something else yesterday, and I spent the entire day either disciplining her or threatening to... Let's not even get into the amount of whining and moping I heard from Milo on top of that. I'll just go ahead and say it. Monday, you suck.
Anyway, as I finished getting on to Lucy for the umpteenth time, I reminded her, "Lucy, if you do this again, Mommy is going to have to spank you with the wooden spoon."
She calmly looked at me and said, "Okay, Mommy. The spoon is right on my dresser when you need it."
Good to know I instill such fear with my spankings, right?