Thursday, August 28, 2014

Inappropriate Conversation with Milo

And now it's that time in the blog where I like to present Inappropriate Conversation with Milo...

Me: "Milo, please quit playing in the bathroom and sit on the potty!"
Milo: "But Mommy, I'm a player!"

Milo: "Mommy, I need a hooker."
Me: "Excuse me?"
Milo: "You know, one of those things you hang clothes on and hook people with."

Milo: "Nana, do you have milk, too?"
Me: "Milo, what exactly are you asking Nana?"
Milo: "Nana, do you make baby milk, too?"
Mom: "Well, sweetie, I used to, but that ship has sailed."

That's all for today, folks.

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